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D20: Alpha Rift Tribute

 

 

Intro:

D20! Yeah!

On the money! Gold! Woah!

Yo you killed it with this one, Vicars!

Yeah you did! Uh! Alpha Rift! Yeah!

 

Verse 1

Uh!

I am Nolan Parthmore (yep yep)

Master with the sword (woah, aye)

I’m a Legend on the board

Bloodline of the Lord, Geldemoore. So adored (uh huh) / Nolan Parthmore

I run a game store (Tiki Tiki)

We got all the deep lore

Shelves full of source books galore

doin’ math in a flash

and I don’t need a map

Cause it’s tatted on my ass (right here!) / Nolan Parthmore

 

Chorus

Cause this is how I roll!

My hits, critical! (Yeah!)

Betta have a D20 (Attack!)

If you tryna join my party (newbs bring snacks!)

This is how I roll!

My hits, critical! (Yeah!)

Betta have a D20 (Attack!)

If you trynna join my party (dice goblins!) (yeah!)

 

Verse 2

Uh!

Half orc, Barbarian (savage!)

I’m silent like the assassin (shhhh!)

With a face like a cherubim

No need to roll twice

I’m using all the dice! (custom towers!) / Nolan Parthmore

And when I Wizard Multi-class

with spell power sharp as glass

I’m burning slots like I’m throwing cash Didn’t ask “how big’s the room?” / Nolan Parthmore

when I cast that spell of doom! (Fireball!)

 

 

Chorus

Cause this is how I roll!

My hits, critical! (Yeah!)

Betta have a D20 (Attack!)

If you tryna join my party (newbs bring snacks!)

This is how I roll!

My hits, critical! (Yeah!)

Betta have a D20 (Attack!)

If you trynna join my party (crit success!)

 

Verse 3 (Gabby):

Uh!

It’s Gabby on the beat. It doesn’t take Darkvision to see how much you need me.

 

I’m the Tank and you know I got the Flurry of Blows. If you tryna go, ho! (Over 9000!)

 

With AC so high

My Divine Smite will keep you up all night

 

Watch as my frenzied rage flattens your Mage Don’t start steppin’ or I’ll use my Breath Weapon (Acid Burn!)

 

Chorus

Cause this is how I roll!

My hits, critical! (Yeah!)

Betta have a D20 (Attack!)

If you tryna join my party (newbs bring snacks!)

This is how I roll!

My hits, critical! (Yeah!)

Betta have a D20 (Attack!)

If you trynna join my party (TPK!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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